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Awesome and Awkward Thursduuuuuuuhhh


Here they are, in all of their awkward and awesome glory! Enjoy my little lovlies

AWKWARD
After lining up the kindergarteners and then waiting for their teacher to come pick them up, I totally slipped in something and almost fell on my face. awkward. Then, I turned to see what I had slipped in. It was a large, yellowish puddle at the feet of one of the kindergarteners. Wonderful.

...So, my shoe has pee on the bottom of it. And because of some stray cats apparently taking refuge at our school somewhere, there were bird pieces all over outside my classroom that day ...and I stepped on a wing. A lone bird wing. So now I have kinder pee/dead bird on my shoe.

For Good Friday, our family has been planning to have a family game night thing, and we wanted to invite one of our cousins to come over for fun that night. I thought it would be fun to take her shopping earlier in the day, since neither of us will have school or work. My mom gave me her number, so I called and left a huge long message all about how excited I am to see her and hang out and how much fun we'll have and some family stuff ...and then I get a call back from some girl who is not my cousin. I had left that whole looong message at the wrong number.

I still have marshmallow bits stuck to my car from our battle last week. It looks like a bird pooped a really cool pattern on my window.

Here is the mother of it all. It happened today, in fact. Soooooo... it was a half day, and on half days, we meet with the other art teachers in the district to discuss cool art teacher stuffs. I drove over to some school, met up with all the teachers blah blah blah ...then, over the loud speaker, they announce "would the owner of the white Subaru please come to the office." For a second I thought they were talking about my car and I totally panicked. Then I remembered, I drive a white Suzuki, not a white Subaru. A few minutes later, they made another announcement, "Would the owner of the white Suzuki with the license plate..."  AHHHhhhh it was totally my car! I ran out to the parking lot, and there was my car, just sitting there between all of the rows of cars, by itself (not in a parking spot, just hangin out where people are supposed to drive). I had for gotten to put the parking break on and left it in neutral!!!!!!!! It had then proceded to casually roll out of it's spot and hang out wherever. I am soooooooo lucky Old Spice didn't hit anything (my car's name is Old Spice -cause that's how it smelled when I bought it). That is all.

AWESOME
Camaron is all done with the poopy job that was having him work the graveyard shift (10pm-5am)! No more going to sleep all by myself at night and then only seeing Camaron for 5 minutes in the morning when I wake up and then have to go to work. So, so wonderful.

Our school did a fundraier selling Gold Canyon Candles (If you don't know what these are, google them asap and then buy like 6. You'll thank me). Anyway, I wanted to help out, so I ordered one and just got it today. OHMYFREAKINLOVELYDELICIOUSSMELL! It's amazing. It's the "citrus cream" scent and it is so amazing! It reminds me of the yummy smells at Anthrolpologie (but a lot less expensive). Made my day.

Saw Soul Surfer earlier this week. SO GOOOOOD. Wow, I don't think I've cried so much in a movie since Big Daddy(haha jk) ...For real though, I left feeling so good and uplifted and ...and ...itwasjustsogoodgoandseeitrightnowok.

It's Easter weekend! We're dying eggs tonight (with our egg dying monsters kit -yes please!)

Half day today ...and NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!! BLISSSSSSSSSSSSS!


Happy weekend!

13 comments

  1. I love this! You are too cute! Sorry about the pee and dead bird thing. My awkward: Yesterday I was sweeping the leaves off of our little balcony and then I came in and did a few things.. and all of a sudden I feel this weird fuzzy/pokey feeling on my arm and I look down and there is this HUGE caterpillar! (i am deathly afraid of bugs) I freaked out and tried to get it off. It flew onto the floor, I smashed it with a shoe and really juicy guts got everywhere. So nasty! Happy weekend :) lol

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  2. Oh my gosh that car incident sounds horrifying! I would be lobster red. and have to walk in shame when I moved it. So sorry my friend.

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  3. oh man this is awesome. Sorry about the pee/dead bird shoe biz :/ and I'm pretty sure if I drove a stick I would do that to my car ALLLL THE TIME. Love that it's named Old Spice lol!! I hope your monsters turned out scary and awesome!! Yay for Easter weekened woot woot!!!!

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  4. Oh, your awkwards made me giggle! Sorry for the dead bird/pee on your shoes... that would suck, and the car thing would have killed me! I'm so easily embarrassed!
    Awesome post!
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  5. ha ha ha! man i was laughing through the whole post! nice job with your parking, subaru! and stop with the pee/wing/crap! thats so gross to wear on your shoes! happy easter, purple shorts!

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  6. Slipping in someone elses' pee is about as bad as it gets. Glad you survived that day! Haha

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  7. whoa, pee and bird wing, thats a double whammy!

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  9. Even though I still think that you should have told me these stories in person, they definitely lived up to what I was expecting. Maybe even more so.

    P.S. I want to see Soul Surfer again.

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  10. This is probably the funniest awkward/awesome thursdays that i have ever read. So thanks for having such an insane day. I cannot stop laughing.

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  11. Oh my god, those awkward stories are amazing! I totally used to step in weird stuff all the time as a teacher. It happens to the best of us!
    P.S I'm proud to be your 82nd follower! I hope you'll consider following me too :)
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  12. these are such intense awkwards and awesomes. but hey, live big right? happy easter a few days late :)

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  13. Woah, those are some really awkward (and funny) awkards:)

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