How to be a Princess {Lauren}

This month, I'm highlighting my amazingly talented sponsors with their own guest posts. Today's comes from the lovely Lauren. 

"They can't order me to stop dreaming." --Cinderella

Hi there Andrea's readers! I am sooo thrilled to be guest posting for her today. Isn't she the cutest thing ever?

My name is Lauren and I blog over at My Happy Thought. (

Some of my friends and family members call me the Polka Dot Princess. The reason is actually quite simple. I just ADORE polka dots and well, every girl is a princess of course!

Currently, I work for a company called Pirate and Princess Parties and I entertain kids at birthday parties as Snow White and Ariel and in doing so I have learned a bit about what it takes to be a princess...

First off...

1}If you happen to be lost in the woods, just find a cottage full of dwarves. They are very hospitable.

2} Quick fixes are never a good idea. Never make deals with sea witches or eat an apple to make your dreams come true.

3} Love comes in the most unexpected places. Your prince may be disguised as a beast, a frog or a street rat.

4} When in doubt, sing! Any emotion can be expressed through a great Alan Menkan song.

5} Feeling lonely? Play dead. Prince Charmings are always wandering around looking for comatose maidens to make out with.

6} Being nosy may in your favor. Feel free to tresspass and go into that room he told you not to. You might find something magical!

7} Be careful what you eat off of. You never know what woodland creatures have been licking them clean trying to be helpful.

8} A princess' hair does not get flyaways. She gets gentlyfloataways.

9} A princess should beware of fruits and vegetables. Pumpkins tend to turn into carriages, apples turn out to be poisonous, peas tend to give you uncomfortable sleep.

10} When older women are ugly, they are super trustworthy but when they are are pretty, watch out! They are evil.

11} A true princess never trips or falls- she merely saunters vaguely downwards.

Ok in all seriousness, it can be difficult to be a straight up "fairytale" princess like that but it is possible to act like like a beautiful, kind and successful 'princess'.

Here is a list of qualities of a REAL princess:

she is kind

she is beautiful on the inside, and cares about how she presents herself.

she is gracious, understanding, and forgiving.

she cares about animals and children, and in general all people's comfort

she looks for the good in life and in people

she trusts

she believes in herself

she is honest

she is hopeful, even in the presence of evil

she does not tolerate evil

she shows respect to all creatures
she mediates and attempts to help people get along

she lifts up her man {prince} she supports him, and believes in him

she is easy to please and enjoys life

she is generous

she is joyful

she accepts help and is grateful

Each day I try to be a bit more princess-like. I think its a marvlous goal to work towards.

"No need to curtsey-- just show your adoration with chocolate!

Come visit me at My Happy Thought! I love making new friends!

Lauren, you are such a princess! And I love it! This had me crackin up (and now I really want to watch The Little Mermaid) ! Thanks again, Girl!

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1 comment

  1. what a fun post! I'll have to get my trespassing on so I can what magic lies beyond :)


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