Who knew that normal people don't have to wake up 5+ times a night to hit up the bathroom?
They don't wear the same pair of pants everyday for 4 months straight.
They don't have personal 2 minute pep-talks to brace themselves for each time they have to pick something up off of the floor.
When sleeping, they can choose any position they like. Even laying on their back!
They don't contemplate packing an extra pair of pants ...because who has time for kegels?
They don't touch their belly all. the. time.
They don't cry over chocolate cake ...and every episode of everything on TV.
Although there was a lot I really enjoyed about being pregnant, it sure is nice being normal* again.
Yes, it took me about a month before it sunk in that I no longer have to worry about these things.
*apparently being pregnant doesn't make you normal?
Indigo Dyeing Workshop
1 hour ago