Baby won't stop crying and fussing??
Sounds like you need the help of a professional.
A professional WWF wrestler, that is.
Today, I discovered that if I bring Fox within two feet of this 6 foot+ cardboard cutout of Hulk Hogan, he automatically calms down. I don't know if it's Hulk's red/yellow spandex tights or his overall calming demeanor, but I'm sure glad he's around (even if he does still freak me out at night).