F: "Mom, why do you have to go to work?"
M: "So I can pay for cool stuff for us."
F: "Well, why don't you just get money another way."
M: "Do you know other ways to get money?"
F: "Yeah, like just go to a bank."
"Awww come on!" -Fox's reaction lately whenever something doesn't go his way.
Ex: (When he saw he got some gum from someone for Halloween) "Awww come on!! Don't they know I'm just a kid?!" (I may have convinced Fox that gum is gross and only for adults) p.s. I always think of THIS when he says it
M: "What are you doing?"
F: "Oh, just sitting on nothing." (he's obviously sitting on a covered pile of toys. Suddenly, I hear a toy train whistle from under him)
"I'm not even enjoying this." -Fox playing Pokemon go in the car while I drive and discovering we're out of pokeballs.
(Overheard from the other room)
F: "Quick, Sloane, hide! Grandpa is coming. We do not want him to find us. Cause if he finds us, he'll toot on us and then say that we did it!" -Grandpa is known for blaming others when the cheese is cut.